Moose Alien Sighting!

my stomach was hurting friday, and she kept offering suggestions to make it better. one way was to do this move like a belly dancer (get the gas out? i have no clue. ) another suggestion was to go poo, bc that helps her sometimes. she also suggested that i massage my stomach. after i informed her that all of those would actually make it hurt worse, she stopped for a second, and then said, "mommy! i think you have a baby in there!" "emma, i don't think there's a baby in there, bc i can't have any more babies." "why? is it bc you already had 2?" "no. um, it's bc daddy can't help me make anymore." silence. she got this look on her face, and i just asked, "how do you think babies are made?" she started using hand motions, and said, "well, first you have a moose. and then it later turns into a moose alien. after that, it just sort of moves to just being an alien." (i was holding in the laughter and tears. "aaah, and then what happens after that?" "well, then it kind of turns into a baby." "wow, that is very interesting, emma. who taught you that?" "i saw it in the book you got me. the one with the body parts." now, she and i have not had a chance since then to talk, but i offered to sit and talk with her so i could explain that no, women do not have moose aliens in them. apparently, the fallopian tubes look like moose. __________________